What do we say to the god of death? Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable
prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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Video Game: Press Start
Me: *presses A*

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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